I've heard about it for
years but have never taken the time to visit DollyWood Theme Park. I have,
however, stopped by once several years ago to check out Splash Country.
Sporting the fair skin my parents blessed me with, I earned a nasty sunburn and
vowed never to return.
I had to revisit this
notion this past weekend. My 12 year old niece, Caroline, gave me an offer I
couldn't refuse. Either be her chauffeur and roller coaster partner, or be
considered a chicken forever. I decided at point that even though the
roller coasters fell under the same parent company, I would now only actively
boycott the water park. It was show time.
We arrived in Pigeon Forge
in the early afternoon, about 2:00. We had to let the tracks thaw. The park has
a strict 40 degree Fahrenheit rule in place. Thunderhead coaster was closed due
to it's location in the shade and its inability to allow the ice to
melt. As the coasters began to open we rode like the wind.
The coolest part of the
whole day was that it was chilly and offered almost no wait times for the
rides. There was a mechanical malfunction on Tennessee Tornado while we waited
to board. Naturally we skipped that one and left it alone for the rest of the
day. My niece was too sissy to ride Mystery Mine because she said it "hurt
her neck" HAHAHA. I didn't let her live that down!
This narrowed us down to
Dollywood's latest coaster, Wild Eagle, and their very first (indoor) coaster,
original to the park, Blazing Fury. Blazing fury was a little cheesy but it was
cool to see the history. It also surprised me with two stretches that had my
free fall sensation going.
The Wild Eagle was undoubtedly the piece de resistance piéce de
résistance. It was the style coaster that allowed your feet to dangle which
adds to the effect, for me atleast. Since the lines were so short we opted to
wait a little extra to ride in front which is a totally different experience
than any other vantage point. The ride lasts 1 min 40 sec and includes plenty
of flips and corkscrews. I don’t know about you but I’m a yeller while Caroline
gripped until she was white in the knuckles.
I know this post lays a little outside Knoxville. But if you’re feeling
adventurous enough to consider riding a roller coaster, then you’re probably
crazy enough to meander over to Pigeon Forge. If you do, have a blast and for
heaven’s sake, wear sun screen.




